Grampa Sizzle spends 1 minute telling a short tale about fire, after which one of the PCs must attempt a skill check to act the scene out. If a PC augments the scene by creating a magical fire effect using their own resources, the PC making the skill check gains a +2 status bonus to their check; if they instead attempt to do so with an illusion and Grampa Sizzle disbelieves the illusion with a perception check, the associated skill check instead gains a –2 status penalty. All four scenes must be completed in the following order, but which PC attempts which check is up to the party.

• Scene 1: Grampa Sizzle tells the story of an aristocrat who sets his hat on fire when he tries to light his pipe (Общество СЛ 24 check or Исполнение СЛ 26 check).
• Scene 2: Grampa Sizzle tells the story of a goblin who tries to ignite a drunkard's breath, only to get a face full of fire when the drunkard suddenly belches (Скрытность СЛ 24 check or Воровство СЛ 26 check).
• Scene 3: Grampa Sizzle tells the story of a thief who sneaks into a giant's kitchen through an open window only to land on the giant's red-hot stovetop (Акробатика СЛ 24 check or Атлетика СЛ 26 check check).
• Scene 4: Grampa Sizzle tells the story of a bard who flirts with a fiery ifrit genie—awkward romantic shenanigans ensue (Исполнение СЛ 24 check or Дипломатия СЛ 26 check). Regardless of the scene, the results of a PC's check are as follows. If a PC takes fire damage, they can defend against it with a Реакция СЛ 24 save.

Критический провал: Catastrophic explosion or unexpected firestorm! Every PC takes 8d6 damage, and the blast frightens the phantasmal crowd, causing the party to lose 1 Laughter Point.